Thank god for small favors

Last night a fellow came in to the Pine who is rapidly gaining a reputation with the local ladies for his verbosity….. we’ll call him Nathan. Nathan took up his usual perch at the end of the bar to await his prey….. boring me to no end in the interim....

Floyd Credentials

We’ve all had to endure the “Floyd Credentials Check Point”.  It’s like an airport security check point but you usually don’t have to spread your cheeks.   As the son on an itinerant dental floss farmer, I grew accustomed to this “establishment of bonafides” as a...

The Big Lie

Ever wonder why so many Floyd restaurants shut down for a few weeks during January. For years local restaurateurs have gotten away with the “we’re doing a deep clean” line of b.s…  Well friends, it’s time someone ripped the lid off “The Big Lie” and gave you the...

Lé Whiskers Roadhouse

As the food critic for the Floyd Enquirer I always receive VIP treatment at Floyd’s finer dining establishments. To ensure that each is fairly judged, I often go in disguise.  On my first visit to Floyd’s newest legal beverage emporium I went as Greta...

Countess of Coffee

My recent claim to the title of Floyd’s “Village Idiot” apparently had more impact on our community than anticipated. It appears that it has opened the floodgates of conflicting claims for valuable nomenclature & the honors attached thereto. Some even imply...

Free Shipping on all orders over $99! Dismiss