Early on in a relationship I asked the lady for some insight as to our harmonic progression. Her reply that “men should come with a warning label” threw me a little………. but after a few more beers I saw the wisdom of her observation. I’ve heard that a certain percentage of men have hygiene issues & it would certainly be helpful if “Biohazard” was clearly stamped on their forehead. Perhaps a “Radioactive” stamp on my brethren suffering from emotional retardation might help avoid certain calamities. But, I think her suggestion that I have “Black Plague” tattooed on my ass was over the line.

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