As Floyd’s premier bartender I try to provide a certain ambiance to patrons at The Pine Tavern. To accomplish this, I find it helpful to explain early on that things are a little different here in Floyd…….. and, most assuredly here at The Pine. Apparently when one rolls into a real town, hits a real bar and strikes up a conversation with a real bartender one can expect to get the inside scoop on almost anything……. fortunately or not, Floyd is not a real town……. the Pine is not a real bar & I’m not Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca. So, let me make this perfectly clear to all of our visitors………..
No, I don’t know where you can get any damn moonshine!
No, I can’t score you any dope!
And, believe me, there is no “action” around here.

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